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The Detentions

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What is the true story behind The Detentions and Rockamole? Some say The Detentions were there when that first country singer decided to write a song about the beach. Others claim The Detentions were born the first time someone experienced a cold beer with sand between their toes. In certain cultures, the first hangover of the summer is dedicated

What is the true story behind The Detentions and Rockamole? Some say The Detentions were there when that first country singer decided to write a song about the beach. Others claim The Detentions were born the first time someone experienced a cold beer with sand between their toes. In certain cultures, the first hangover of the summer is dedicated to the spirit of The Detentions. Stone carvings and hieroglyphs recently discovered in a secret burial chamber high in the Andes mountains depict a pair of guitarists in shorts, riding an enormous bejeweled flying machine powered by fermented beverages. Ancient Andean flying gods of Rockamole or The Detentions? Could they be the last survivors from a long distant planet populated by an alien race of acoustic happy hour musicians? Rock n Roll homunculi secretly created in an underground laboratory by Jimmy Buffet and Freddy Mercury? The answer is: Does it really matter? The Detentions exist to bring the Rockamole to Detainiacs in every beer hole, juke joint, back yard, speakeasy, dance hall, driveway, rec center, boutique, holiday party, wedding reception, tailgate, birthday, BBQ, roadhouse, tourist bar and beach shanty. Ladies and Gentlemen, if you have a cold one in front of you, raise it high, raise it proud, turn to your neighbors and say, "I LOVE ROCKAMOLE!"

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